《外星居民》前情提要 Previously on "Resident Alien"
我觉得这个外星人是来杀死所有人的 I think this alien's here to kill everybody.
你会帮我找到我的设备 You will help me find my device.
那在冰川上 你不能去那 That's on the glacier. You can't go there.
哈里 别去 太危险了 Harry, don't go! It's too dangerous.
-对我来说不危险 -哈里 - Not for me. - Harry!
你有孩子吗 You have kids?
我们有个小男孩叫麦克斯 We have a little boy named Max.
麦克斯 Max.
你应该记下我的电话号码 随时联系 You should take my number. Call anytime.
等我找到设备 我就终于能把他们都杀了 When I find my device, I can finally kill them all.
哈里 别动 Harry! Don't move.
我就是你们人类所谓的外来者 I am what your people call an extraterrestrial.
-外星人 -我觉得好恶心 - An alien. - Oh, I feel nauseous.
你要通过行动赢得尊重 副警长 You earn respect through your actions, Deputy.
你自己做了案情分析板吗 Did you make your own murder board?
毒理检测结果 山姆是被毒死的 Toxicology results. Sam was poisoned.
你不尊重我 你从没尊重过我 You don't respect me, and you never have.
我不干了 I quit!
我不会放弃 我会带我们离开这里 I'm not quitting. I'm gonna get us out of here.
-告诉我要怎么帮你 -我的腿 - Tell me how to help you. - My leg.
如果你不切断它我就会死 I will die if you don't chop it off.
好了 看着我 我不会让你死的 Okay, look at me. I won't let you die.
我的脚看起来像西瓜吗 Do my feet look like watermelons?
我感觉它们就是西瓜 'Cause they feel like it.
是我见过最性感的西瓜 The sexiest watermelons i've ever seen.
三十年前 纽约市
"杰克"或"琼妮"到来之前还有很多事要做 Still so much to do before"Jack" Or "Joanie" Comes.
我们需要婴儿床单和口水巾 We need crib sheets and burp cloths.
情侣按摩 Couples massage.
婴儿食物的问题 So where do we stand
怎么解决 on baby food?
罐头还是家庭自制 Jarred or homemade?
我不知道 我在哪里看到说家庭自制 I don't know. I read somewhere homemade
不太好保存 会有点脏 doesn't keep as well. A little too lumpy.
另外 我尝过婴儿苹果酱 Plus, I've tried baby applesauce,
超级无敌好吃 and it's freakin' delicious.
怎么回事 What's happening?
不知道 I don't know.
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我的天 Oh, my God.
翻译 朱朱i猫咪 omiyask617 苏小黛 稻北
翻译 是汤圆儿啊ovo 秋秋她爹 小黄鱼
亲爱的 Honey!
校对 小酸奶
亲爱的 宝宝 Oh. Honey, the baby.
时间轴 树
后期 吉吉
没事的 Okay.
总监 小酸奶
你也看到了的 对吗 You saw that, right?
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我死了 I'm dead.
但是如果我死了 为什么觉得温暖而潮湿 But if I'm dead, why do I feel so warm and squishy
就好像被云朵拥抱 like I'm being hugged by a cloud?
不 Oh, no.
这一定是彼世 This must be the afterlife.
我在人类天国 I'm in human heaven.
这让我想自杀 It makes me want to kill myself.
看得出来吗啡药效还在 I see the morphine is still working.
你在这做什么 What are you doing here?
为什么彼世 Why does the afterlife
看起来像个乱糟糟小屋 look like a crappy cabin?
你也死了吗 Are you dead too?
我不想丢下你一个人 I didn't want to leave you alone
毕竟刚刚经历生死 来吧 after what you'd been through. Come on.
你需要吃点东西来恢复体力 You need to eat just so you can get your strength back.
现在我知道为什么你冰箱里有65升牛奶了 Now I know why you have 17 gallons of milk in your fridge.
好吧 我得给你换个衣服 Okay, I need to change your dressing.
我觉得我们需要 I think we should, you know,
尽量避免别人的怀疑 try to avoid suspicion.
所以我考虑给你弄个假肢 So I started looking into getting you a prosthetic.
我知道...这他妈的是什么 I know--what the freakin' hell is that?
这是我的腿 That is my leg.
它正在再生 It's regenerating.
这怎么可能 How is that even possible?
我们是章鱼的后代 My people are descendants of octopuses.
它很快就会变长 Soon it will grow longer,
然后我的细胞会转变成人类的形状 and then I will transformthe molecules into human shape.
所以你是说那个玩意最终会 So you're telling me eventually that thing
-看起来像另一只腿吗 -是的 - will look like that one? - Yes.
除了痣和倒刺 Except for the mole and the hangnail.
我的脚趾甲都被我啃得太低了 I chewed my toenail down too low.
你可以走了 You can go now.
你说什么 Excuse me?
我一晚上没睡 I stayed up all night.
我拿来了补给 给你包扎了伤口 I got supplies. I dressed your wounds.
把你清理干净 现在你就这样感谢我吗 I cleaned you up, and this is how you thank me?
我没让你留下 I didn't ask you to stay.
但我留下了 Well, I did
因为这就是人类的本性 'cause that's what humans do.
人类会互相照顾 They take care of one another.
你要知道 当有人...抱歉 You know, when some--I'm sorry,
那东西让我没法集中注意力 I can't take you seriously with that thing.
有什么问题吗 它非常正常 What is wrong with it? It's perfectly normal.
天啊 你能不能 Jesus, can you just
穿个袜子 put a sock on it?
它喜欢新鲜空气 It likes the fresh air.
还有 它不是那东西 它是腿 Also, it's not a thing. It is a leg.
你是在肢体羞辱我 You are leg-shaming me.
小心点 Be careful with that.
不要 求你小心点 No. Please be careful.
不要按那个黑色按钮 Do not press the black button.
我还没准备好联系我的人 I'm not ready to radio my people yet.
这个黑色按钮吗 This black button?
阿斯塔 Asta.
-说谢谢 -谢谢 - Say thank you. - Thank you.
谢谢 Thank you.
不用谢 You're welcome.
请待着别动 Please do not move.
我要去上班了 一会儿回来 I'm going to work,and I'll be back later.
如果按计划执行 If all goes as planned,
就不会有"一会儿见"了 there won't be a "Later."
好 一会儿见 Yes. Later.
靠 Shit!
达茜
我就知道 I knew it.
你为什么不接我电话 Why are you ignoring my calls?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我就是太忙了 I've just been so busy.
主要是因为昨晚 你让我进去找人帮忙 'Cause last night, you sent me inside to get help,
然后当我出来 你和哈里已经不见了 所以 and when I came back out, you and Harry were gone, so...
是 对不起 哈里伤势严重 Yeah, uh, sorry. Harry was in bad shape.
我想到我们没有核磁共振仪 And I realized we didn't have an MRI machine.
所以我带他去了布拉多克的医院 So I took him to the hospital in Braddock.
什么 What?
我太了解你了 你在说谎 I know you too well. You're lying.
我没有 I am not.
你就是在说谎 你有个习惯动作 Yeah, you are. You have a tell.
是吗 什么习惯动作 Oh, really? What's my tell?
那可不能告诉你 不然你就知道了 Well, I can't tell you because then you'd know
那你以后就会避免了 what the tell is and you'd hide the tell from me,
那我就看不出来了 就好像... and I wouldn't be able to tell. It's like--
你考虑过为中情局工作吗 Wow, you ever thought about working for the CIA?
有啊 其实我正在等回复呢 Yeah, actually, I'm waiting to hear back.
阿斯塔 Hey, Asta.
我联系布拉多克的医生问起哈里的核磁共振结果 The doctor had me call Braddock to follow up on Harry's MRI.
但他们那里并没有记录 But they have no record of it.
搞错了 我会处理的 That's a mistake. So I'll take care of it.
谢谢 Thank you.
她为什么那么盯着你 Why is she staring at you like that?
你做了什么 What did you do?
你就没别的事可做了吗 艾伦 Don't you have better things to do, Ellen?
要不把上午送来的 Maybe unpack the shipment of catheters
那箱导管拆一下 that came in this morning?
对 这多有意思啊 Oh, right. The fun stuff.
我盯上你了 特瑞弗翠丝 Got my eye on you, Twelvetrees.
能量源被破坏了 The power source is damaged.
它的构造能提供五千年的能量 Built to provide energy for 5,000 years
但显然没考虑到 but apparently not built to withstand
要承受无防护掉入冰缝里的情况 an unprotected fall into a crevasse.
有些外星种族会给人类 Certain alien races implant tiny transmitters
植入微型发送器 好监视他们的行为 into human beings to monitor their activity.
要是我能找到一个 If I can find one of those,
就可以反向利用它来重启我的设备 I can reverse engineer it to reboot my device.
我听说你掉进了冰缝里 I heard you fell down a crevasse.
你找到你的无线电了吗 Did you find your radio?
我的无线电坏了 My radio is broken.
我正在努力修复 I'm trying to fix it.
也许我能帮忙 Well, maybe I can help.
是这个吗 Ah-- - Is this it?
别碰 Don't touch that.
你... You need...
赶紧走吧 to leave.
起码你没事 At least you're okay.
要不是阿斯塔也在 If Asta wasn't there,
我应该已经死了 I would be dead.
但她现在知道了我的真实情况 Except now she knows the truth about me.
你告诉她了 You told her?!
我还以为外星身份是我们俩的秘密呢 I thought this whole alien thing was just our secret.
你之前告诉你那个 It stopped being a secret
戴头巾的小伙伴时 when you told your little friend over there
就已经不是秘密了 in the head covering.
-她肯定跟踪了我 -别担心 - She must have followed me. - Don't worry.
她不会说出去的 She's not gonna tell anyone.
她向安拉发过誓 She swore to Allah.
安拉也知道了 Allah knows?!
你还告诉了多少人 How many people have you told?
你是想排挤我吗 Are you trying to cut me out?
要不是我 你现在已经在佐治亚州了 'Cause if it wasn't for me, you'd be in Georgia by now.
我促成了你俩的休战 你得算上我 I made this truce happen. I want in.
你可真强势 You are so pushy.
看来外星人 Oh, looks like aliens
也看不惯强大的女人 are also put off by strong women.
赶紧习惯吧 我们可哪都不会去 Get used to it. We're not going anywhere.
你那下面藏了什么 What are you hiding under there?
我藏起来是有原因的 I covered it for a reason.
是他的无线电 他能用来联系他的人 It's his radio so he can contact his people.
但现在坏了 所以他在修 But it's broken. So he's trying to fix it.
你为什么不能直接坐你的飞船回你的家去 Why can't you just go home on your spaceship?
被他们弄走了 对吧 They took it, didn't they?
你怎么知道的 How did you know that?
肯定是政府干的 这说明他们盯上你了 Must be the government. That means they're after you.
可能是任何机构 It could be any of the agencies.
但最可能是"黑衣[男]人" But it's probably "Men in Black."
那是个顶级秘密机构 It's a top-secret agency
专门监控外星人在地球上的活动 that monitors alien activity on Earth.
但他们不一定总穿黑色 But they don't always wear black,
也不只是男人 and they're not only men.
那为什么叫黑衣男人 Then why do they call them "Men in Black"?
因为比叫他们"穿衣服的人" Because it's cooler than calling them
更酷 "People in Clothes."
明摆着的 It's pretty obvious.
我不担心 I'm not worried.
只要我修好无线电 Once I fix my radio,
他们就不会是问题了 they won't be a problem.
我只是少了个零件 I'm just missing a part.
你去五金店问过了吗 Have you tried the hardware store?
他们那里什么都有 They have everything.
我爸甚至在那买过睡衣裤 My dad even bought a pair of pajamas there.
除非你认识一个跟其他外星人 Unless you know someone who has been in contact
联系过的人 不然我... with other aliens, then I'm--
该怎么说来着 what is the expression?
"运气都他妈用光了" "Shit out of luck."
你要是还在我们面前继续那么说话 If you don't stop using that kind of language around us,
我们就得用肥皂给你洗嘴了 we're gonna have to wash your mouth out with soap.
来吧 我喜欢肥皂 Go ahead. I like soap.
我经常吃 I eat it all the time.
他妈 妈的 滚 傻逼 Shit, ass, piss, dink.
肥皂呢 我饿死了 Where is the soap? I'm so hungry.
等等 我知道你能去哪找外星人的东西了 Wait, I know where you can go to find alien stuff.
你要去哪 Hey! Where are you going?
我得去给我的无线电 I need to go pick up
找一个失踪的零件 a missing piece for my radio.
不行 你一条腿不能开车 No. You are not driving with one leg.
你的腿长回来了 Your leg grew back.
我说了会的 Just like I said it would.
现在我得走了 Now I have got to go.
好吧 Okay.
就算是个假医生 你也得知道 Even as a pretend doctor, you have to know
你体内还有药物 that the medication still stays in your system.
我刚又吃了不少 没事的 I just took more. I'll be fine.
哪个是我的车 Which one is my truck?
好吧 Okay.
给我 Give me these.
我送你去 I will drive you.
去哪 Where are we going?
欢迎 外星人
我们真的要进去了 Wow. We're really gonna do this.
他们是在装我吗 Are they supposed to be me?
我们的人可不是装扮 My people are not a costume.
欢迎来到我的世界 Welcome to my life.
新墨西哥州杜尔塞 不明飞行物集会 欢迎 外星人
一定会很有趣 Oh, this is gonna be fun.
和一名真正的外星人 Kind of cool that I'm here
一起来的感觉真爽 with an actual alien.
这感觉很特别 I feel special.
你并不特别 你就是个普通人 You're not special. You're common.
知道你是从外太空来的后 That's oddly less offensive now
似乎你的话也没那么无礼了 that I know you're from outer space.
给你 Here you go.
谢谢 Thank you.
好吧 接下来 Okay. So what now?
我们的祖先是有老师的 Our ancestors had teachers.
工程知识正是从外星人那里学到的 The engineering knowledge came from the extraterrestrials.
点名表扬 Finally, a little credit.
我喜欢这个发际线高的男士 I like this high-haired gentleman.
《灰人》
登月就是一场骗局 The Moon landing was a sham.
这些照片都是库布里克在棚内拍摄的 It was all filmed on a soundstage by Kubrick.
宇航员是真的登上了月球的 The astronauts did land on the Moon.
好吧 Good.
返回前 我们的人就占据了他们的身体 And their bodies were taken over before they returned.
什么 What?
我们在世界各地找到这些证据 And we find evidence of this all around the world.
《幽浮圣教》
玛雅人 人们总是讨论他们的历法 Mayans, everyone talks about their calendar,
却从不知道是谁安排的 but they never gave credit for their day planner.
-这是灰人 -阴险小人 - We have the Grays. - Insidious assholes.
-大角星人 -混球 卑鄙无耻 - The Arcturians. - Jerks, so cheap.
小绿人 Little Green Men.
很可爱 但是他们太会装纯了 They are cute, but they so know it.
-螳螂人 -有个家伙还欠我钱呢 - The Mantis. - One of them owes me money.
以及蓝鸟人 And the Blue Avians.
他们倒是挺好的 They're actually very nice.
你俩聊的很开心啊 Well, don't you two look cozy?
你好 警长 Hello, Sheriff.
有什么想对我说的吗 Do you have anything you want to say to me?
不知道哦 Well, I don't know.
你有什么想对我说的吗 Do you have anything you want to say to me?
既然你这样问 有 In that case, yes.
祝好 Have a good day.
再见 路易斯 周四见 Goodbye, Lewis. I'll see you on Thursday.
周四 Thursday.
什么周四 What's Thursday?
我们将共进午餐 We're having lunch.
她可能就坐在这讲我坏话 She's sitting here probably trash-talking me,
你却要请她吃午饭 我算是懂了 and you buying her lunch? I see how it is.
她什么也没说 She didn't say anything.
她更多时候是一名倾听者 你也该学学 In fact, she mostly listened. You could use that.
你这是什么意思 What is that supposed to mean?
你和丽芙现在的样子让我想起了我和你妈 Your relationship with Liv reminds me of me and your mom
在她离开我之前 before she up and left me.
你是想说她死的时候 You mean when she died?
我绝不会原谅她 I'll never forgive her for that.
你妈总是咄咄逼人 一次次挑战着我的极限 Your mother was sharp. She always challenged me.
我犯错时 When I messed up,
她绝不会轻易放过我 she wouldn't let me off the hook
非得我退一步 until I took steps to fix it.
你也许也该反思反思了 You might want to think about that one.
帮我点个汉堡 我马上回来 Order me a burger. Be right back.
爸 慢点 爸 Hey, hey, hey. Dad, Dad.
你可以开口向我求助的 Hey, hey! It's okay to ask for help.
还有脸说我 Look who's talking.
佩西恩斯诊所
山姆的毒理检测报告来了 Sam's toxicology results are in.
案例93384-43-1
发现未经许可获得的毒素 2006年11月弗罗里达
A型肉毒杆菌含量水平超高 Botulinum Toxin A levels are through the roof.
A型肉毒杆菌
山姆是被毒死的 Sam was poisoned.
也许是用胰岛素作为媒介 Maybe with insulin as the method of delivery,
媒介
他或她只需把毒素 all he or she would need to do is inject the toxin
注射进胰岛素的小瓶里 into a single insulin vial
就等着山姆使用 and wait for Sam to use it.
手段 动机 机会
山姆谋杀案
草 Son of a bitch.
医美用 肉毒杆菌
坐一会儿吧 警长 Hey, Sheriff, have a seat.
我这可能还要10分钟 I'll be with you in about ten.
我今天来不是为了理发 Yeah, well, I ain't here on grooming business.
我是来处理公务的 I'm here on official sheriff's business.
我看你这里能注射肉毒杆菌 I see you do Botox injections.
没错 Yeah.
你要想除皱的话大概需要20单位 You'll need about 20 units for that furrowed brow.
我得告诉你 Well, I got news for you.
我喜欢皱纹 我喜欢我脸上的这些线条 I like to furrow, and I like the lines.
阿比盖尔·霍奇斯 Abigail Hodges, you're under the arrest
你因涉嫌谋杀山姆·霍奇斯被捕 for the murder of Sam Hodges.
什么 你说什么呢 What?! What are you talking about?
我来告诉你我在说些什么 I'll tell you what I'm talking about.
我查了你的通话记录 You see, I went through your phone records,
很多通电话都打给了 and I found repeated calls,
同一个号码 and I mean a shit ton of them, to one number.
你知道是谁吗 托马斯·霍夫曼 You know who it belonged to? Thomas Hoffman.
好吧 Okay, fine.
我们偶尔会见见面 We are casually seeing each other.
但你要因为社交而逮捕我吗 But are you gonna arrest me for having a social life?
寡妇就不能继续生活了吗 Can't a widow move on?
当然可以 Well, of course, a widow can move on.
但唯一的问题是 你俩 The only problem is those calls
在山姆死之前就开始联络了 they started way before Sam died.
我认为你是因为出轨 You see, I think you wanted to get rid of Sam
急于摆脱山姆 cause you was having an affair.
这是杀人动机 That's motive.
等等 Oh, now just hang on a second
你只需 将你能轻易接触到的 All you needed was high levels of botulism,
含量超高的肉毒杆菌 which you clearly had access to.
注射进山姆的 Then you took that poison, and you put it
山姆的胰岛素瓶子里 然后 in Sam's insulin bottle. And then from there,
那就像个定时炸弹一样 随时等着爆炸 it was a ticking timebomb just waiting to go off.
-不... -它最终爆炸了 - No, just... - And it finally did.
转过身去 双手背在身后 Turn around and put your hands behind your back.
-警长 -转过去 - Sheriff. - Turn around.
你有权保持沉默 You have the right to remain silent.
你所说的一切都将作为呈堂证供 Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
你有权雇佣律师 You got the right to an attorney.
如果你付不起律师费 If you cannot afford an attorney,
我才不信呢 因为这间沙龙可真不错 I'd be surprised because this salon is bangin'.
你来外星人接触者座谈会上找什么 What is it you're looking for at an alien experiencer panel?
等我看见就知道了 I'll know when I see it.
感谢 大家好 我是彼得·巴赫 Thank you. Hi, I'm Peter Bach.
大多数人是从博客栏目认识了我 Most of you know me from my podcast
作为"外星人追踪者" as "The Alien Tracker."
我在地外文明搜寻组织的 I have spent 15 years
卡尔·萨根中心工作了十五年 working at the Carl Sagan Center at SETI.
我当过政府顾问 I've been a government consultant.
如果你读过我的书 And if you've read my books,
你就会知道我有一套特殊技能 you'll know I possess a special skill set
能让外星人为之颤抖 that makes aliens fear me.
当了 我自己也遇到过外星人 And, of course, I had my own encounter,
那次经历 which was, well,
很吓人 往轻里说 terrifying to say the least.
所以我真心认为外星人就在我们之间 So it's my honest belief that aliens walk amongst us.
我的任务就是找到外星人 And my mission has become to find aliens,
抓住它们 to trap them,
然后... and, well...
电上一下... One shot of this...
一万伏特 能把大象都电晕 10,000 volts, I can knock out an elephant.
你还好吗 You okay?
当然 Yes.
我又不是大象 I'm not an elephant.
我还发现讲述自己的遭遇 I also found that talking about my encounter
能给我一种掌控感 helped me feel a sense of control.
我也想让你们觉得 And I'd like you to think of this
这是场可以安心分享的论坛 as a safe forum where you can do the same.
所以请各位上台 So please, come on up
和在座的各位分享一下 and share with the room
没人评头论足 with no judgment,
让我们都听听你的经历 so we can all hear about your experiences.
一天晚上很晚的时候 我开车回家 I was driving home late one night
突然有一道蓝光 when this blue light
透过我的车顶篷照进来 beamed through the roof of my car.
我醒来时身上有三角形的切痕... I woke with these triangular cuts...
我吓瘫了 I was paralyzed.
胃部和背后也都有伤痕 And lesions on my stomach and across my back.
太可怕了 It was horrible.
那永远地烙在了我脑海里 It's etched on my brain forever.
它们把我绑到一个冰冷坚硬的金属台上 They strapped me to this cold, hard metal surface.
-他们是怪物 -而且... - They're monsters. - And...
他们是来杀我们的 And they are here to kill us.
拿起一根长长的管子 Took this long tubular rod
把它塞到了... and they put it in...
到我的... in my...
他是想说他的肛门 He was going to say his asshole.
几个月前的一天晚上 One night, a few months ago,
我和我前夫起了争执 my ex-husband and I were fighting,
我们经常吵架 which is sort of a usual thing for us.
我终于决定我受够了 I finally decided I'd had enough,
于是我跑了出来 so I ran out,
但我不确定我做得对不对 but I wasn't sure if I was doing the right thing.
就在那时我看见了 And then I saw it.
那是天空中的一道火光 It was a fire in the sky,
仿佛是指引前路的光芒 like a guiding light.
它给了我力量 It gave me strength.
鼓励我勇往直前 永不回头 Strength to move on and never look back.
几个月后 我认识了那个不明飞行物的主人 Months later, I came into contact with who I now know
现在我才知道 was the occupant of that UFO.
他的某些特质让我感到安心 Something about him made me feel safe
感觉不再孤单 and not alone.
我知道这和你们的经历都不一样 And I know that that's not what you all have experienced.
但是相信我 But trust me,
根据我的接触 based on my encounter,
我不觉得他们是怪物 I don't think they're monsters.
我认为有些人是来做好事的 I think some of them are here to do good.
不是 Nope!
市政厅 警长办公室
阿比盖尔·霍奇斯 Abigail Hodges.
谁能想到呢 Who would have thought?
恭喜你 案子破了 Well, congratulations on solving the case.
你肯定很高兴 You must be happy.
怎么说 有个人死了 Yeah, well, you know, a man died.
所以也没什么可高兴的 So there really isn't very much to be happy about.
当然 我的意思是... Of course. I just meant...
你在湖里打捞可是用掉了不少资源 well, you did use up a lot of resources dragging the lake.
可以说是一笔巨资 Like, a tremendous amount actually
我现在还在努力跟镇政府解释呢 that I'm still trying to justify to the town council.
今年可能没钱在镇里的草坪上举办 Probably can't afford to have Patience Family Day
佩西恩斯家庭日了 this year on the town green.
但你总算查了个水落石出 But hey, you got to the bottom of it.
那才是重点 That's what's important.
没错 那才是重点 谢谢 Yeah, that's right. That's what's important. Thank you.
好吧 Okay.
59酒吧
你好啊 杰伊 你要来点什么 Hello to you, Jay. What can I get for you?
印度淡啤限时特惠 We have a happy hour special on IPAs.
你是要让我喝酒吗 我还不到十八岁呢 Are you offering me a drink? I'm not even 18 yet.
我是请你来杯果汁 装在不透明的杯子里 I meant to offer you a juice in an opaque mug.
其实我只是来问问 Well, actually, I just came in to ask
我能不能为了校报采访你 if I could interview you for the school paper.
镇上所有人都在讨论这次救援 Everyone in town is talking about the rescue.
我真受不了大家这么小题大做 I'm so sick of people making a big deal about this.
不用把我捧得那么高 You don't have to put me on a pedestal.
要不了多久的 It won't take long,
而且我只是为了多赚点学分 and I'm only doing it for the extra credit.
既然这样的话 Oh, well, in that case.
谢了 Thanks.
只有几个问题 It's only a few questions.
-来问吧 -好 - Ask away. - All right.
你以前是奥运会滑雪运动员 So you were an Olympic skier.
在全世界面前输得落花流水是种什么感觉 What was it like to wipe out and lose in front of the whole world?
并不棒 Not awesome.
你认为你是一个落寞的英雄吗 Would you consider yourself a fallen hero
因为你曾是一个英雄 然后你落寞了 because you were a hero and then you fell?
我不知道 我以为这个采访 Um, I don't know. I thought this interview
应该是关于救援那件事的 was supposed to be about the rescue thing.
-我在丰富背景 -好吧 - I'm establishing background. - Cool.
你的手是怎么回事 So what happened to your hand?
骨折了 Fractured it.
这是我第一次跌到冰缝里 First time I fell down the crevasse.
你跌到冰缝里了 You fell down a crevasse?
是啊 不然你以为发生了什么 Yeah. What did you think happened?
我不知道 我以为你们被困在了山顶上 I don't know. I thought you were stuck on top of the mountain.
你手伤成这样还是爬出来了 You climbed out with your hand looking like that?
是啊 不得不这样 Well, yeah. Kind of had to.
我下落了三十英尺 I was 30 feet down.
阿斯塔和哈里跌落到了更深处 Asta and Harry were down even further.
我知道任何救援都必须要等到 I knew any rescue effort would have to wait
风暴停息之后才来 until the storm had passed,
到那个时候 一切都为时已晚 at which point, it would be too late
那时我们一定都会体温过低然后死亡 as we would have all gone into hypothermia and be dead.
阿斯塔当时可能会死 Asta could have died?
是可能会 Yeah. She could have.
实际上 我们都有可能死掉 I mean, we all could have died actually.
我们都挺幸运的 We're pretty lucky.
我... You know what, I, um,
我现在想来一杯那个装在不透明杯子里的果汁了 I think I'll take that juice in the opaque mug now.
你个坏女人 我差点就失去你了 You bitch, I almost lost you.
我没事的 Oh, I'm okay.
我感觉就像 I just feel like--
你似乎应该 请我喝一杯或是什么的 you should probably, like, buy me a drink or something
因为我 我的神经就像是煎蛋一样 'cause I'm like--uh, my nerves are like fried eggs.
那我拿两杯苏打水 We're gonna do two sodas.
其中一杯要加伏特加 One with vodka.
当我醒来的时候 When I woke up,
我完全不知道我在哪里 I had no idea where I was.
我是说 上一分钟我还在床上 I mean, one minute, I was in bed,
下一分钟我就躺在了一个路边上的 and the next minute, I was lying in a ditch
水沟里 by the side of the road.
他们还某个东西放到了我身体里 And they put something in me.
看 Look.
我不知道为什么 但是他们在跟踪我 I don't know why, but they're following me.
他们在窃听我 They're listening.
外星人接触者小组
你们可以看到它 Look, you can see it.
外星科技 就是这个 Alien technology. That's it.
-宝贝 -宝贝 - Hey, honey. - Honey.
我为什么闻到了鱼味 Why do I smell fish?
因为我做了鲈鱼 Because I made branzino.
今晚应该是吃卷饼的 Tonight's supposed to be taco night.
这意味着卷饼要挪到明晚吃了吗 Does that mean that tacos are moving to tomorrow night?
因为 明晚应该吃意面 Because that's-- that's spaghetti.
你能放松一点吗 试着走出你的舒适圈 Will you relax, just try to get out of your comfort zone?
好吧 但是 Yeah, but--
麦克斯和萨哈尔在电影院 Max is at the movies with Sahar.
所以 我邀请了一个朋友和她的丈夫来吃晚饭 So I invited a friend over with her husband.
我想让你见见他们 你会喜欢他们的 I want you to meet them. You're gonna love them.
或许我们可以吃鱼肉卷饼 Maybe we could do fish tacos.
这位是我的丈夫 本 This is my husband, Ben.
本 他们是莎拉和理查德·休斯顿 Ben, this is Sarah and Richard Houston.
不必了吧 我们是朋友 Oh, come on. We're friends.
你可以叫他迪克 You can call him Dick.
我们今晚吃鱼 Well, we're having fish.
感谢大家来参加座谈 感谢你们的分享 I want to thank you all for coming and for sharing.
欢迎你们来拜访我 Come down and visit me.
我们在地面层有一个展位 We have a booth on the con floor.
外星人接触者小组
那有很多很酷的商品 谢谢 A lot of cool merchandise. Thank you.
借过 Excuse me.
等下 哈里 你要去哪 Wait. Harry, where are you going?
外星人追踪者 等下 Alien Tracker, hold up.
外星人追踪者 Alien Tracker!
我能要一个签名吗 Can I get an autograph?
抱歉 借过 I'm sorry. Excuse me.
抱歉 抱歉 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
自助快照亭 入口和取照片处
不用谢 Yeah. You're welcome.
外星人尸体解刨 禁止入内
25一人或者两人以上40 包含两分钟和打印一张四连拍
抱歉 现在轮到我了 Sorry. It's my turn.
你干什么 Do you mind?
我要把你手臂切开并取出那个外星科技 I'm going to cut that alien technology out of your arm,
然后我就会离开 and then I'm going to leave.
-搞什么鬼 -安静点 - What the hell! - Quiet.
-那不是外星科技 是个BB弹 -什么 - Aah, it's not alien! It's a BB. - What?
是我小的时候射入我胳膊里的 好吧 我撒谎了 A BB got lodged in my arm when I was a kid. Okay, I lied.
你有什么毛病 What is wrong with you?
你才拿着刀呢 你这个神经病 You're the one with the knife, you freakin' psycho.
这到底是怎么回事 What the hell is going on?
你在找什么 别对我撒谎 What are you looking for? And don't lie.
我觉得我至少有权知道这个 I think I deserve at least that.
当灰人绑架人类的时候 When the Grays abduct a human,
他们会把一个外星科技植入到人类的身体里 they leave alien technology implanted on their body.
是一个发射器 It is a transmitter.
这是他们跟踪受害者的一种方式 It is a way for them to track the victim.
我需要找到一个发射器 I need to find one.
这就是我们来这的原因 Is that why we're here?
就为了把植入物从某个可怜人的胳膊里扯出来 So you can rip an implant out of some poor person's arm?
是为了我的无线电设备 It's for my radio.
植入物是由外星金属做的 The implant is made of an alien metal.
我需要它 I need it.
外星人追踪者在追我 The Alien Tracker is after me.
他可以像麦克斯那样看穿我 He can see me like Max.
我不明白 I don't understand.
剩下的不言自明了 The rest is self-explanatory.
他的名字就叫外星人追踪者 His name is Alien Tracker.
-那我们或许应该走了 -是的 - Maybe we should go then. - Yes.
那很 It was, like--
我是说 他自己设计了整个东西 I mean, he designed the whole thing himself,
整个东西都是他自己做的 the whole thing. He made it all on his own.
我好难过 Oh, I'm so sad.
我以为麦克斯今晚会在这 I thought Max was gonna be here tonight.
我们很期待见到他 We're so looking forward to meeting him.
对吗 宝贝 Right, honey?
是的 是的 我喜欢小孩 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I love kids.
我们也想要孩子 但是医生说莎拉可能年纪过大了 We want them, but the doctor said sarah's probably too old.
真抱歉 I'm sorry.
我相信你俩会孕育出小孩的 I'm sure that it will happen for you two.
同时 尽情享受自由的时光吧 因为小孩事很多的 Meanwhile, enjoy the freedom 'cause kids are a lot.
所以能有一些成人时间可真是太好了 That's why it's so nice having some adult time.
对吧 亲爱的 Right, honey?
冷知识 每年被海鲈鱼刺卡死的人 Mmm. Fun fact, more people died
比因心脏病而死的人还多 choking on branzino bones per year than heart disease.
亲爱的 可以帮我准备一下甜点吗 Honey, could you help me with dessert?
甜心 你一整晚没怎么说过话了 Sweetie, you haven't said two words all night.
只有我在活跃气氛 I'm pulling all of the weight here.
不好意思 Well, I'm sorry.
没吃到塔可 所以我不是很开心 I think not having tacos has kind of thrown me off my game.
我在努力 Look, I'm trying.
过去的半个小时里 你一直在用鱼刺 You spent the last half hour playing medical examiner
玩模拟解剖 with your fish bones.
我把大部分鱼刺都吃了 Well, if it makes you feel any better,
不知道你听了会不会开心点 I swallowed most of them.
并没有 Uh, it doesn't make me feel better.
好吧 那太糟了 Okay. I feel terrible.
我真的很喜欢莎拉和迪克 I really like Sarah and Dick.
而且能拥有一起吃晚饭的朋友 And it's nice to have couple friends who we can
感觉真的很好 have over for dinner.
你可以努力一下吗 Can you try?
好的 我会多说点话的 Okay. Look, I'll be more sociable.
我和迪克聊聊蜡烛制作吧 I'll talk to Dick about candle making.
好啊 Yeah, sure.
或其他什么话题 Or something else.
什么 你不喜欢我的蜡烛 What, you don't--what, you don't like my candles?
不 我是说 No, I mean, of course.
我简直爱到不行 I...love them.
问题只是 It's just--
这可能不是让人开心的聊天话题 it's not really exciting dinner conversation.
我不一定想生活在那种地方 但好吧 Not sure I want to live in that world, but okay.
让我来聊小孩的事 Just leave the baby talk to me, okay?
要成为母亲的是我 I'm the mother-to-be.
医生可不是这样说的 Well, that's not what the doctor said.
听好了 混球 别多管闲事 Hey, listen, asshole, just do your job.
别让他们闲下来 Keep them engaged.
让我能好好探查 so I can go on a little reconnaissance mission.
我在网上仔细搜索后找到了 I did an Internet deep dive and found pictures of Ben
本做这些破蜡烛的照片 making these shitty candles.
问问他怎么回事 Ask him about it.
准备好迎接派了吗 Hope everyone's in the mood for pie.
迫不及待了 Can't wait.
可以用一下你的盥洗室吗 May I use your powder room first?
当然了 Of course.
我真的要说 I have to say,
这些蜡烛简直棒呆了 these are really, really nice candles.
是用什么做的 大豆 What are they made of? Soy?
其实 这些蜡烛 Well, actually, there are--yeah,
是用几种不同种类的 there are several different kinds of, um--
不知道什么东西 not sure.
我也不清楚 I don't know.
只是一个店里买的普通蜡烛 Just a regular store-bought candle.
好吧 继续 Okay, um, keep moving.
我得到了这个 I got this.
天哪 你是外星人追踪者 Oh, my God. You're the Alien Tracker.
我听过你的每期播客 I have listened to every episode of your podcast.
或许可以和你自拍一张吗 I was wondering if maybe I could get a selfie with you?
然后这个疯子过来 And this crazy dude came in
试图用外科手术刀刺我 and tried to stab me with a scalpel.
为什么都在盯着我看 要来帮我吗 Why are you just staring at me? Are you gonna help me?
我们能去找他吗 Can we just go look for him?
我没疯 I'm not crazy.
需要帮忙吗 Hey, can I help you?
我要藏起来 你可以走开吗 I need to hide. Can you leave?
你在躲什么 What are you hiding from?
外星人追踪者 他在找我 The Alien Tracker. He's chasing me.
他觉得我是外星人 哈 哈 哈 He thinks I'm an alien. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
他是个疯子 Um... He's a crazy guy.
我不介意藏个外星人 Well, I have no problem hiding aliens.
等一下 Wait a minute.
你就是那个 You are that hair guy,
对古迹了如指掌的人 the one who knows all about ancient monuments.
是我 你想要签名版吗 Yeah, that's me. Would you like a signed copy?
我更想要花形状的水果 I would rather have flower-shaped fruit.
你在这做什么呢 Hey, what are you doing up here?
我真是太爱东看西看了 I know. I'm such a snoop, right?
我只是喜欢你的装修风格 I just love your decorating style.
我得看看房子的其他房间是怎么样的 I had to see what the rest of the house looked like.
你可以要我们带你转转 You could have asked for a tour.
实话和你说吧 I'll be honest with you.
"没办法要小孩"这件事 This whole "Not being able to have kids" thing
真的很难释怀 is really hard.
我只是想让你看看你儿子的房价 And I just wanted to see your son's room.
对不起 I'm sorry.
嗯 Yeah.
不要放弃 Just don't give up.
现在女人生小孩的时间越来越靠后 Women are having babies older and older now.
谁知道以后会怎么样呢 You just never know.
问题其实不在我 I'm actually not the problem.
迪克那样说只是因为他太难为情了 Dick only said that because he's so self-conscious.
但他的精子活力不足 But he has very low motility.
如果你想试试的话 Look, if you want to get a taste for it,
你可以随时帮忙照看麦克斯 you can babysit Max whenever you want.
那太好了 Oh, I would love that.
我会超级用心照顾他的 I'll take such good care of him.
有趣的是 What's interesting is that
特尔斐 库斯科 以及萨克塞瓦曼的砌石风格 the masonry style of Delphi, Cuzco,
完全一致 or Sacsayhuamán are virtually identical,
它们被看作是"世界的肚脐" and they're considered "Navels of the world"
神明从天上下凡 where deities descended from the sky
开化当地种群的地方 and imparted knowledge to the local population.
所以这些地方位居星球的两个对立端点 So those places are on two opposite ends of the planet,
却有着同样的故事 and they have the same stories.
你一定很好奇 So you have to wonder
这些人是否 if these people had been visited
被同样的生物造访过 by the same beings.
如果是的话 你就要问了 And if so, then you have to ask the question,
它们是谁 它们从哪里来 "Who were they? And where did they come from?"
-你真应该上电视 -确实 - You should be on television. - Okay.
-我该走了 -希望没烦到你 - I have to go. - I hope I didn't bore you.
不会 No.
你没有水果花了 You're out of fruit flowers.
我把蜜瓜留给你了 I left you the honeydew melon.
尝起来像老女人的香水 They taste like old women's perfume.
凯特不喜欢蜡烛吗 Kate doesn't love the whole candle thing?
我有一次不小心把蜡滴在她头上了 I accidentally spilled some wax on her head once.
她失去了一些头发 She lost some hair.
-是的 -还能怎么办呢 - Yeah. - What are you gonna do?
我懂我懂 Yeah, I get it. You know,
莎拉有时候也会挑剔我的事 Sarah can get pretty particular about the things I do too.
确实是一群活力十足的女士 Very passionate, very passionate ladies.
也可以这么说 Oh, that's-- that's one word for it.
要点火试试吗 给你看看过程 Want to fire it up? Show you how it's done.
-好 -你确定 - Yes, yes. - You sure?
当然啦 Please, yeah, yeah, oh.
好了 Okay.
-我觉得这很放松 -是嘛 - I just find it pretty relaxing. - Yeah.
缓解了我当镇长的压力 Helps me cope with the pressures of being mayor,
尤其在镇上的医生被杀之后 especially after the town doctor was murdered.
太可怕了 That's horrible.
没错 Yeah, yeah.
不过我们刚逮捕了一个人 We did just make an arrest though.
这是佩西恩斯自十九世纪以来的第一起谋杀案 And it was the first murder in Patience since, like, the 1800s.
我一直想说的是 I've always wanted to say, you know,
"在我眼皮底下可别想 老兄" "Not on my watch, buddy."
但是呢 确实在我眼皮底下发生了 But yeah, it was-- it was on my watch.
现在想来 案发当时我好像就在那条街上 Think I might have been across the street when it happened.
你喜欢南瓜香料吗 Do you like pumpkin spice?
差一点 Mmm. That was close.
感觉所有人都在谈论我 It's like everybody is talking about me
就像我是什么大英雄一样 like I'm some big hero...
除了我真正救的那两个人 Except for the two people whose lives I actually saved
好像都完全无视了我 that incidentally are both completely ignoring me.
我现在应该和我的朋友在一起玩 You know, I should be hanging out with my friend right now.
婊子 我就是你朋友啊 Bitch, I'm your friend.
我可比阿斯塔与你更亲密 We're closer than you and Asta.
我俩在高中可是分享了男朋友 We shared a boyfriend in high school.
你是指你背着我睡了那个男的吗 You mean the guy that you slept with behind my back?
我抓了抓他的老二 他很喜欢 I grabbed his dick, and he was into it.
我能怎么做 拒绝吗 So what am I supposed to do, say no?
说的也对 Oh, yeah. Fair point.
我只是很不爽 我根本联系不上他们 It just, like, bothers me I can't get ahold of them.
我发了一天短信了 I've been texting all day.
我不知道 也许她出了什么事 I don't know, maybe something happened to her.
也许他们其实有什么事 Maybe they're not okay.
我也不知道 我都快疯了 I don't know. It's kind of freaking me out.
也许她的确遇上了坏事呢 Yeah, probably something bad did happen to her.
她可能被绑架了 I don't know. She probably got kidnapped or something or,
像是 有人跟踪她 like, people are after her and,
她被塞进汽车后备箱什么的 like, she's in the back of a car, like, in a trunk,
边尖叫边敲打箱门 like, screaming and, like, pounding
或许她已经死了 and, like-- or she could be dead.
她可能死在臭水沟 She could be dead in a ditch somewhere,
浑身是血 like, covered in blood
开膛破肚 肠子外露 and, like, intestines are, like, trailing out--
-你是真的想开导我吗 -好了 - Is this supposed to help me feel better? - Okay.
我们接下来要转到卡拉OK环节了 So we're gonna switch gears over to karaoke.
首先让我们有请丽芙·贝克献唱一首 First up, we have our own Liv Baker singing a song for us.
上来吧 Come on.
*我的身影之下一定很冰冷* *It must have been cold there in my shadow*
*你的面容之上从未有过阳光* *To never have sunlight on your face*
*你满足于让我闪耀* *You were content to let me shine*
*这是你爱我的方式* *That's your way*
*你总是退居一步* *You always walked a step behind*
*让我拥有所有荣光* *So I was the one with all the glory*
发生了什么 What the hell is happening?
*而你才是拥有力量的勇士* *While you were the one with all the strength*
*面容美丽 却籍籍无名* *A beautiful face without a name*
*如此之久* *For so long*
*笑容耀眼 却暗藏苦痛* *A beautiful smile that hides the pain*
*你是否知道* *Did you ever know*
*你就是我的英雄* *That you're my hero*
*是我的憧憬* *And everything I would like to be*
*我能翱翔天际* *I can fly higher*
*堪比神鹰* *Than an eagle*
*你就是助我上青云的清风* *You are the wind beneath my wings*
我愿意 Okay.
看来我又重新当上副警长了 Guess I'm deputy again.
糟糕 Oh, shit.
我第一次知道买一送一这个概念 I first learned the concept of two for one
是市集上临期法棍大甩卖的那天 when there was a sale on day old baguettes at the market.
但是逮住这位外星人追踪者 But having this Alien Tracker in my grips
并且发现他身上正好有我要的芯片 and discovering he was implanted with the very chip i need
比起白得一块 is even more exciting
两英尺长的面包片来说 更让我激动 than getting an extra two-foot-long crouton.
不许动 Don't move.
我要从你的脖子里拿出那项外星技术 I'm taking that alien technology out of your neck.
等等 我的孩子在哪里 No, wait. Where is my baby?
什么孩子 What baby?
三十年前在公车上你们从我妻子手中抢走孩子 The one you took out of my wife 30 years ago on the bus.
我们不会做这种事 那是灰人干的 We don't do that. That's the Greys.
你就是灰人 You're a Grey.
-你居然敢这么说 -求你不要取出来 - How dare you! - Please don't take it out.
如果他们回来了 这是他们找我的唯一方法 It's the only way they can find me if they come back.
也是我能见到儿子的唯一方法 It's the only way I'll ever meet my son.
他们不会回来找你 They're not coming back for you.
他们已经达到目的了 They already got what they wanted.
我认识你 I recognize you.
你在那个外星人接触者小组 You were in that Experiencer Panel.
是的 Mmm, yeah.
我听了你的发言 I heard what you said up there.
非常感人 不过你得小心了 It was very touching. But you should be careful.
-什么意思 -各种各样的原因吧 - What do you mean? - For all you know,
毕竟你遇到的外星人可是太空中的哥伦布 your alien is a Christopher Columbus of the sky.
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走吧 我拿到我要的东西了 Let's go. I got what I needed.
你这样说话让我紧张 Well, that makes me nervous.
别担心 我没有伤害他 Don't worry. I didn't hurt him.
他跪在地上感谢我呢 He was on his knees, thanking me.
-你就是怪物 -不用谢 - You're a monster. - You're welcome.
世上没有怪物 There are no monsters.
只有为了生存而不择手段的人 Beings do what needs to be done in order to survive.
阿斯塔 Asta!
你在里面吗 Are you in there?!
痛死我了 Ow, shit!